Worst “benefits” thread, go:
-free uniforms!
-discounts on shitty food
-“the managers are nice here”
-enroll in health plan with copays and 10000 dollar deductible
–“flexible schedule” aka we gonna make you bend over backwards and clopen if you let us run you over
-“office parties” with a 64 slice pizza
-scholarship opportunities at a school called “Hamburger University”
-discounts on non slip shoes
-Promotional opportunities so you too can yell at powerless people
-“competitive wages” aka race to the bottom and “don't discuss wages with coworkers it's 'unprofessional'”
-“we are a family here… If you miss one shift you are fired immediately!”