Would someone mind being a reference for me? I’m panicked I have no one to ask

If this isn't the right subreddt to post on please let me know! I need someone to pretend to have worked with me at my last job and make me sound good haha. I'm applying to recruiting jobs so if you have any experience there that'd be cool but honestly I just need someone who can lie well. I don't have anyone to ask at my last job because I left suddenly due to mental health and they shamed me for that. Anyone willing to help would be super appreciated! Please send me a message 🙂