Long story short, I had to rock a killer crunch after lunch time and there's no porta potty on site, so I go around front and knock on buddys door and ask him if I can use the bathroom.
Sure, no problem
But apparently for my boss this was a huge problem, because according to him “we don't ask to use customers washrooms because it looks unprofessional. We just take an empty bucket and use that”
ummm sorry but WHAT?
How the hell is it “unprofessional” of me to ask to use someones washroom?
You know what would be REALLLY unprofessional though?
The customer walking out back and catching me taking a shit into a bucket in his backyard