I'm on danish welfare and would like to stay on that for a while and I have to send two job applications every week and the problem is that I'm quite qualified, but I don't want a job, I want to be self employed, which I was until I went bankrupt.
If I make a real effort in my applications, I will probably get invited to interviews, which I don't really want.
Any suggestions on how I can signal in my applications that I'm not actually looking for the job, without saying it outright?
I was thinking about saying stuff like:
“I consider myself at a senior level in experience even if my resume doesn't show it”
“I'm very good at working alone and prefer that. Some might consider me a loner, but I just want to do a good job and go home”
“I don't really have a lot of experience with customers and honestly became self employed to avoid them, but I am obviously willing to meet with customers if required”
“I work best in quiet environments without interruption”
“I am a very indenpendent worker, who doesn't need input or collaboration with coworkers to produce”
“I've been called a primadonna, but I personally see my stubborness as a strength”