I think I'm more gay than anyone could possibly realize… Dear Diary, is it true if I stay true to my Jewish faith, it doesn't matter the orientation in which I suck a measly ol' cock? It doesn't equate to being sinful if I often times appreciate a fistful? Or, am I the asshole here? Lord, please know I use your guiding touch to conclude my nightly rituals. I know I can be overly flamboyant at times, but please, please Lord God have mercy on a F*ggot like me…
((All of the redacted words are whole and uncensored within the original email, and only hidden due to Reddit's high demand for a sterile, disney-esque, washed-back, pristine timeline, to suck the sanitary undercarriage of our boss' stainless foreskin.))
All love