Years ago, I was responsible for hiring a warehouse associate for a small, private business.
The owner insisted that applicants do these types of tests, questionnaires or assessments prior to interviewing.
The guy gets to the warehouse, says hello, and is given this questionnaire After about 10 minutes, he gets up and says “Hey, I need to go out to my car real quick to get my heart medication.” – all good.
Moments later, we realize he just left. Went back to working.
Until at the end of the day, I went to pick up his questionnaire from the empty desk, started to read, and then died laughing as it kept on
Easily THEE the most hilarious, wild, bold applicant moves I’ve seen – fuck these stupid arbitrary questionnaires