Seriously. What's with the bovine fecal matter?
We get it. You've have done an outlandish investment in these office buildings, You are trying to justify the expenses and are now stuck masquerading it as a bunch of semantics about “culture”, “Performance” and “collaboration”.
Just cut it out. You are not fooling anyone.
But you need to justify the investment, right?
Ok. Let's make a deal. Give us a piece of the action, because truth being told, we are in a situation that we can both benefit.
Make us partial owners of the building. If I own part of a piece of expensive real-estate, It would be a good motivator.
Whaddaya say?