Just got to work tonight and saw a sign above our machine that per attendance policy, you must clock in 6 minutes before your scheduled time. Literally the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and most likely directed at me because I wouldn't be caught dead getting to work more like 3 minutes early, once in a blue moon. Shouldn't be a problem anyway since I work alone at night, all at my own pace, and do kitchen prep work for food items days in advance. I almost always finish my work way before I have any other tasks to do, and stay a few minutes extra to finish up any cleaning – there is no fucking reason that I should have to come in 6 minutes earlier.
Just needed to vent since this is not a hill I'm going to fight and die on. Not in this economy, at least.