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Why does corporate-speak always sound like they’re talking to a bunch of toddlers??

Every time a higher-up speaks at work they sound like they're talking to a kindergarten class. I HATE being talked down to, it's been one of my absolute biggest pet peeves since I was a child. Either talk to me like a person or don't talk to me at all ugh We had a training at work the other day and I really felt like I was transported into a Dora episode where all the color had been drained from the world and it's cold and everything is moving in slow motion but everyone is acting like this is normal and fine? That last part was most likely sensory issues and anxiety/adhd but the main thing that stuck with me was the tone everyone had towards myself and the other employees, like we're an actual kindergarten class, á la “what do you think we're going to talk about next? That's…


Every time a higher-up speaks at work they sound like they're talking to a kindergarten class. I HATE being talked down to, it's been one of my absolute biggest pet peeves since I was a child. Either talk to me like a person or don't talk to me at all ugh

We had a training at work the other day and I really felt like I was transported into a Dora episode where all the color had been drained from the world and it's cold and everything is moving in slow motion but everyone is acting like this is normal and fine? That last part was most likely sensory issues and anxiety/adhd but the main thing that stuck with me was the tone everyone had towards myself and the other employees, like we're an actual kindergarten class, á la “what do you think we're going to talk about next? That's RIIIIIGHT!!”

It was so infuriating.

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