****This is fuckin nasty – beware reading on.****
I work in an office setting, bunch of paper pushers and clerical nonsense. People dress nice, and are clean cut. I often notice just how bad the office common areas are treated (kitchens/restrooms/smoking patio, etc) and wonder based on the lack of very general courtesy or effort – what some of these people's homes must look like, and how disgusting their personal hygiene must be.
There is one guy, that literally must cure ham hocks in his crotch. Like imagine cooking a slab of bacon, keeping it in your jockswab for 2 weeks, and slowly eating the pieces as snacks until its out, and repeating the process – without showering at all in between.
Ive walked into the rest room after him, and used the urinal he must've used – and the smell coming from the area is literally more disgusting than 79 obese tribal warriors taking diahrea vegan shits into a jar, and then forcing you to sniff the jar. Its not even a “shit” smell. Its like skin grease/cheddar bonfiglio/meat pie cilantro/rusty vaginal/pure dick cheese/ vulva moisture combo.
The few times its happened are so fucking absolutely disgusting that I literally cant eat my next meal, and immediately feel the need to shower.
It literally smells like he pisses/shits/jerks off/has sex/itches/exercises and then rubs it all around his man area for safe keeping. The cheese he is capable of making, would be worth billions per ounce in France.
Do I dare approach confronting this head on, for the betterment of all? I cannot be the only person who has experienced something of this magnitude.