Elon Musk famously claims he works 80 hours a week. He also infamously admitted to getting an employee pregnant while being married to someone else. And he’s not alone in the list of CEOs who promote a culture of relentless work while also finding time to cheat on their spouses. Managing a decent job, and a single spouse and family takes up enough time that my PS5 hasn’t seen me in months. And I don’t even have to shop for yachts or negotiate the price of a private island.
How in the hell do they find the time? Could it be we’re being lied to? Is the wave of return to work really just a mask for CEOs to find new romantic partners? Kidding, not kidding. Something doesn’t add up.