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A conversation with my boss

So my boss is bad at excel. Put simply she doesn’t know the difference between “rounding error” and “error made while rounding” and asked me to “fix it” So I told her that sometimes it feels like she’s the kind of person who would walk into a Wendy’s and ask for a lawnmower. She said it shows lack of entrepreneurial creativity that I didn’t source a lawnmower for resale or develop a burger shaped like a lawnmower. My reply was “if I were a Wendy’s employee and left my cashiers station to drive over to Home Depot, bought a lawn mower and came back to sell it, the customer would have already gone to Home Depot and I’d have been fired for abandoning the register. If a manager did that they’d be fired by the franchise owner. If a franchise owner did that they’d be fined by corporate for being…


So my boss is bad at excel. Put simply she doesn’t know the difference between “rounding error” and “error made while rounding” and asked me to “fix it”

So I told her that sometimes it feels like she’s the kind of person who would walk into a Wendy’s and ask for a lawnmower. She said it shows lack of entrepreneurial creativity that I didn’t source a lawnmower for resale or develop a burger shaped like a lawnmower.

My reply was “if I were a Wendy’s employee and left my cashiers station to drive over to Home Depot, bought a lawn mower and came back to sell it, the customer would have already gone to Home Depot and I’d have been fired for abandoning the register. If a manager did that they’d be fired by the franchise owner. If a franchise owner did that they’d be fined by corporate for being off brand. Your idea only works if you have enough corporate influence to change a multinational restaurant corporation with shareholders into the world’s only combination fast food and lawn care store. It’s just unrealistic and demonstrates lack of perspective. Oh, and a lawnmower shaped burger is both not on the menu and not something a Wendy’s manager would be ok assigning someone to develop”

At this she admitted defeat and was more willing to listen as I demonstrated how rounding errors work.

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