You get a retail/customer service/hospitality job for a corporate company that has a once a year employee appreciation day. There will be a catered BBQ lunch (if you're lucky), and games with prizes (such as candy bars and 10.00 gift certificates to Starbucks). They will be on the stage showing a chart with the yearly uptrend of profits. They will say thanks to you, and everyone in the employee audience will cheer. That year you will get a 0.13 raise and a 25.00 gift card to Walmart for Christmas.