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Companies that try to force social events always have the weirdest f-ing coworkers

Every time I've worked somewhere that HAS NOT forced social events, everyone has generally been normal. I liked almost everyone I worked with. If someone initiated a social event, my food was being paid for, I would go if I didnt have anything else going on. However, every time I've worked somewhere that has forced social events and tried to make my workplace a fraternity has had the weirdest, most socially fucking inept employees. I hated everyone I worked with so much I felt like I was constantly furious, and yelled at people publicly on the regular, which isnt in my nature at all tbh. Here are my stories of my coworkers that the company wanted me to befriend at these weird forced events: – Guy did a bunch of pills, punched someone in the throat, then sexually harassed 6 people in a span of 3 hours – Girl asks…


Every time I've worked somewhere that HAS NOT forced social events, everyone has generally been normal. I liked almost everyone I worked with. If someone initiated a social event, my food was being paid for, I would go if I didnt have anything else going on.

However, every time I've worked somewhere that has forced social events and tried to make my workplace a fraternity has had the weirdest, most socially fucking inept employees. I hated everyone I worked with so much I felt like I was constantly furious, and yelled at people publicly on the regular, which isnt in my nature at all tbh.

Here are my stories of my coworkers that the company wanted me to befriend at these weird forced events:

– Guy did a bunch of pills, punched someone in the throat, then sexually harassed 6 people in a span of 3 hours

– Girl asks her 29 year old boss if he is a virgin. He's married?

-Guy that ignored me at the office tried to pressure me to take shots every time I saw him at an event

-Talk about how much sex other coworkers have at these parties

-Another guy said he wanted a portrait of me on his bedroom wall

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