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Companies: Why does no one want to work?

Also companies: We had the best quarter ever so our managers will get $100,000 bonuses and $50 an hour raises. In other news because of this we are going to have to let off 10,000 people and remove paid overtime as we just can afford it. Also everyone's pay will drop by $10 unless you are the CEO's cousin or a manager. But we will have a mandatory off the clock pizza party, you will be expected to bring your own pizza of course. Also if the word “union” is said or if you speak to OSHA you are fired, we will make up a reason. Thanks for our best quarter ever where we made one trillion dollars in profit that we will spend $0 in tax on. Now I'm going to spend my weekend on one of my 20 yachts while I have all the people on the floor…


Also companies: We had the best quarter ever so our managers will get $100,000 bonuses and $50 an hour raises. In other news because of this we are going to have to let off 10,000 people and remove paid overtime as we just can afford it. Also everyone's pay will drop by $10 unless you are the CEO's cousin or a manager. But we will have a mandatory off the clock pizza party, you will be expected to bring your own pizza of course. Also if the word “union” is said or if you speak to OSHA you are fired, we will make up a reason. Thanks for our best quarter ever where we made one trillion dollars in profit that we will spend $0 in tax on. Now I'm going to spend my weekend on one of my 20 yachts while I have all the people on the floor working a 48 hour shift with no breaks.

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