When you’re being interviewed by the CEO and he spends half of it boasting about how much he made selling one his companies for $83 million while he’s offering minimal to his employees. Then proceeds to say he wants to hire you because you seem ~interesting~ and he only hires “geeky men” also he needs more women.
And then….after going through your duties also says you can also get him tea and coffee but then backtracks and says “only if you want to, I can also ask one of the guys” Finally ends with you getting the job because he likes your spirit and he’s “wild” too.
What y’all think I should start my rejection email with?