I recently posted about how my company was making me redundant. I tried to drag my heels and get them to keep me employed as long as possible so I could find another job in the meantime. One of the suggestions i posed was that instead o fpigeonholing me in some shitty department, why not let me do my magic across all departments and really help the clients out? It took them less than 24 hours to come up “As a search first agency we rely on PPC and SEO..” blah blah fucking blah. Essentially the said they don't need me. That was at 4pm, yesterday.
I wake up to an email from one of the big wigs asking me to do my magic, for a client, in another department. It's literally the opposite of what they said no more than 30 minutes of work related time ago. And bizarrely enough the EXACT thing i suggested.
I'm very very tempted to reply with “As a search first agency this type of analysis isn't required by the business…” I think I'm ready to let the internet take control of my life for a few hours. What shall I respond to this email?