I swear to god, if I ever become rich by owning a company, I’ll hire workers who only have to work 30 minutes a day, then they get to go back home to their families while another jab of workers come in to take their place for 30 minutes, then another, then another, and on and on and on. And guess what! They all get payed AT LEAST $500,000 for every 5 min they work! I make this promise on my life, and if I ever break this promise by becoming one of those selfish, greedy assholes, I give anyone who sees this post the permission to kill me without thought