You’re alive?! Well, you’re fired!!
Posted by u/theunderfold on r/comics
Nobody wants to sell lumber anymore
I went to the lumber yard and offered $8 for a 4×8 sheet of 3/4 plywood, they laughed at me. The same thing happened at the home improvement store, too. Well, a sheet of plywood is not even worth 8 dollars to me, but nobody wants to sell lumber anymore. On my way back I stopped at the gas station and offered $2 for a gallon of fuel. They told me to move away. Same thing happened at three different gas stations. A gallon of gas is not even worth 2 bucks to me, I was being generous but nobody wants to sell fuel anymore. It was lunch time so stopped by the burger place and wanted to buy a hamburger for $3 but they didn't let me have one. You won't believe it but literally no burger place sold me a burger for three dollars. Nobody wants to sell…
just IMAGINE.
Mask wearing
By no means am I an anti-masker, but it has been two and a half years and we are still being forced to wear them at any given time at the employer’s discretion. The mandate will drop and than someone’s brother’s cousin’s friend will have covid and it is back to wearing masks for two weeks. Not only does this make performing work all the more tedious, it has caused an immense level of acne scarring to my face that will last for the rest of my life. I understand that masks work and help prevent the spread, but it has been two and a half years and to have your face finally begin to clear up only to be forced to wear a mask once more is insanely frustrating. This is made more frustrating due to the fact that we do not work in food service, and to go…