Antiwork

Hey guys, sorry if this isn’t morally within your standings but I need to create a fake email to get out of work today. I have like three papers due this week for my school and I told my workplace that my internet wasn’t working. The problem I have is that they want to have proof of an outage, I obviously don’t have that so I told them it wasn’t an outage and that it was an issue at my residence. Now they want proof that I’ve contacted ISP and that a tech is being sent over via a text message or email. So now I need a template of what an ISP tech email would be or text to write a fake one. Fml lol.

Just as the title says, I shared song lyrics (from memory) with a guy, once a week, back & forth for months. When we found out it wasn’t ok to do that, we stopped. The boss found out today and terminated me on the spot.

So soon I’ll be training a new employee. I usually do everything by myself at my job and am glad to have someone coming on to help me BUT they have no prior hands on experience. So I’ll be doing a lot of training and making time for them to practice, taking away from actual production time. I obviously want to ask for a raise. This is extra work for me. However, my boss has already failed to deliver a raise and bonus he promised me at the beginning of the summer for the end of the summer. When I approached him in September about it, because he basically ghosted me about it, he made me feel like I was out of line for asking. Such as saying “everyone else is working just as hard” and “I haven’t paid myself since May. The business owes me $40k” (meanwhile I make…