So my phone rings and it's an unknown number.
I'm bored so I decided to annoy who ever was on the other end.
As soon as I say hello I get an angry guy going “Where are you?”
I said “Excuse me?”
He came back with “Where are you? You were scheduled to open today.”
I said “I was? First I've heard of it.”
He goes on about how he thought I could be trusted Yada Yada Yada.
I finally interrupted him with “Do you know who you're talking to buddy?”
He responds with some crap about him being the boss and I better watch how I'm talking to him.
I pissed him off some more and finally tell him to fuck off I quit.
He gets all spun up and I insult him a couple of more times before hanging up.
Laughed my ass off…. there's some poor sucker at Chipotle that has some explaining to do if he ever showed up.