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The Boss loves my coffee.

My boss is the type who constantly complains about young people wasting our money, how we expect everything to be given to us, how none of us are frugal, we'll spend our money on $6 coffee's from Starbucks and eating out every meal. Then every morning he walks over to my desk and asks for some of my pour over coffee that I just brewed. He says it's better than Starbucks and “cost him less too, hahaha…” and then tells me all about the fine restaurants he eats out at every night. “Have you ever been to name drops expensive restaurant with $50 appetizers? No?! Oh OP, you don't know what you're missing, you've got to try it.” Then he complains about the big bad IRS picking on them for misclassifying their employees as contractors to avoid tax burdens… which, he does. Then he invites his buddy out to lunch…


My boss is the type who constantly complains about young people wasting our money, how we expect everything to be given to us, how none of us are frugal, we'll spend our money on $6 coffee's from Starbucks and eating out every meal. Then every morning he walks over to my desk and asks for some of my pour over coffee that I just brewed. He says it's better than Starbucks and “cost him less too, hahaha…” and then tells me all about the fine restaurants he eats out at every night. “Have you ever been to name drops expensive restaurant with $50 appetizers? No?! Oh OP, you don't know what you're missing, you've got to try it.” Then he complains about the big bad IRS picking on them for misclassifying their employees as contractors to avoid tax burdens… which, he does. Then he invites his buddy out to lunch at an expensive BBQ joint so he can write it off as a business lunch.

So yeah, fuck you bud. I'll just smile and nod while I pour, as long as the checks keep clearing.

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