No one can convince me that this corporate crap is just a bunch of high school misfits creating their own little dystopian mini society where they can finally shine.
My job literally promoted a complete dumbass who looks like Thomas The Train in the face. This dummy sends multiple emails a day about common sense shit that, quite honestly, you wouldn’t even have been hired in the first place if you didn’t already know. She thinks she’s dropping jewels with her stupid emails.
Mind you, she was a mediocre at best worker and her incessant emails are peppered with misspellings galore and comic sans font with multicolored backgrounds. AND THEY MADE HER A FUCKING MANAGER.
I’m no spelling bee nazi, but damn. This dummy is forward-facing upper management clients and talks like her parents were siblings. Meanwhile, they passed over a really smart and competent coworker for the same position for no reason. This person is more educated and professional and does a great job.
But no. They fucking chose Thomas the Train’s dummy ass cousin.
It doesn’t pay to be a good worker cuz the shit is rigged.