- sharing only works in one direction: you share my stuff, but I can't share yours
- if you take some of my resources and refuse to give them back, nobody cares when I complain; but if I go take them back, I get in trouble for “stealing” and “not sharing”
- I get in trouble when you push my buttons
- I get in trouble when I push your buttons
- it's always my fault, even when there's incontrovertible evidence to the contrary
- it's always my fault, even when I have in writing that I told you that your hairbrained idea wouldn't work
- I have to do more than my fair share of work, and get less than my fair share of credit
- you have to literally pay me money to get me to spend time with you, and you're blind as to why
No sarcasm, definitely like a family. My blood family is guilty of all these things… and so is my job.