Month: May 2022

My aunt has been battling cancer for a while, the treatments were going well but she suddenly got worse. She was taken to the doctor where we found out the cancer had spread to her brain and that she had at most a month left. I work as a asset surveyor for local municipalities so I work outside of my home province for most of the year so when I got the news I obviously called my manager to ask if I could leave after work on the Friday travel back home at night and spend the Saturday with my aunt and drive back on Sunday. My manager tried everything in his power to make it happen but the CEO's reasoning was that it was going to cost the company too much because the guest house was already paid for, the travel costs were too high and they could not…

She said she has to go in early today because she has to do her PA's job. I asked her if she would be clocking in early. She said no, because she works 12-hour shifts and policy states she cannot work more than 12 hours. “Will you start working 15 minutes early?” “Well, yea.” “Then you need to be clocked in. They have to pay you for all of the time that you work. It's literally against the law for you to be working off the clock.” “I can't be clocked in more than 12 hours. Clocking in 15 minutes early isn't going to make a difference on my check anyway.” “It doesn't matter, they have to PAY you for every minute you are WORKING.” “But we can't clock in early.” And the conversation went in this circular fashion until I finally said, “Ok, I'm not talking about this anymore…

Yep. Used one of my 15s to use the washroom (jack off) but my boss barged in and began berating me for jacking it on work time. What a fucking joke. Back to being unemployed

“Firmly, but gently, insert your middle finger into your anus. Be sure to massage it in with a smooth circular motion. When maximum depth is achieved, carefully remove your finger and place it directly under your nose. Take a deep inhale. Once you have smelled your own bullshit you have successfully completed this process.”