It's the most desperate time of the year
The emails are flowing
The projects keep growing
Ill murder a peer
It's the most desperate time of the year
Its the scare scariest season of all
With the coupons for selling
And wild karens yelling
When the sales signs are on
Its the scare scariest season of all
Therell be websales for hosting
IT guys for roasting
And clock in even through snow
Therell be scary sales stories
And tales of the gories of
Christmases long long ago
Its the most desperate time of the year
Therell be much profiteering
ceos will be cheering
When sales goals are near
Its the most desperate time of the year
Just a bit of fun me and my coworkers came up with after having to hear that song for 100th time already. Stay strong my fellow retailers