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My brother asked an AI to write a resignation letter in the style of Dr.Seuss and this is what the AI wrote: Dear Boss, I quit, I quit, I’m done with this joint! Your meetings and deadlines, they make my brain anoint. I’ve had it with your endless tasks, I’ll take my cat and leave in my mask. Your “teamwork” is just a farce, I’d rather work with a horse. I’ll not miss your boring chats, I’ll find a job where my brain doesn’t turn to rats. I’ll say goodbye to this boring place, I’ll put on a smile, and a smile on my face. So go ahead, and find yourself a new drone, I’ll be out of here, and gone like a stone. With a smile in my heart, but a frown on my face, I resign, and leave this boring place. Yours truly, Dr.Seuss.


My brother asked an AI to write a resignation letter in the style of Dr.Seuss and this is what the AI wrote:

Dear Boss,

I quit, I quit, I’m done with this joint!
Your meetings and deadlines, they make my brain anoint.

I’ve had it with your endless tasks,
I’ll take my cat and leave in my mask.

Your “teamwork” is just a farce,
I’d rather work with a horse.

I’ll not miss your boring chats,
I’ll find a job where my brain doesn’t turn to rats.

I’ll say goodbye to this boring place,
I’ll put on a smile, and a smile on my face.

So go ahead, and find yourself a new drone,
I’ll be out of here, and gone like a stone.

With a smile in my heart, but a frown on my face,
I resign, and leave this boring place.

Yours truly,
Dr.Seuss.

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