Jobs that assume I give a fuck about “development.” Let me say this loud and clearly: I’m here for the paycheck that comes every two weeks. I couldn’t give two shits about anything else.

No, I don’t want to document my successes and my challenges. No, I don’t care about customer surveys. No, I don’t give a shit about any “development” whatsoever. I’m not invested in the business. I’m well aware I’m a peon working for a multibillion dollar company so don’t pretend like you care about me caring about my development. That is all.