I will never forget my husband telling me that a day after the news of the COVID PPP loans hit, leadership at his trade job all showed up in new Carhartts and $70,000 trucks, talking about their home renovation plans and other toys they got with their “hard work” that totally wasn’t welfare.

What did my husband get? A $1 raise and some barbecue once a week. Tell me again how college is “a bad choice that people need to take responsibility for,” and not the rampant amount of white collar fraud that just went down for 2 years. Make it make sense. On a lighter note, I helped the hubs get a much better job. The old job calls him periodically like an old flame because they're falling apart and laying off staff because of it. Brace yourselves. The recession is about to fucking suck but punk rock's about to get awesome again.