“Do you enjoy taking risks like skydiving while high on cocaine?”
Who doesn't?
“Do you think all people are stupid?”
Yes.
“What drives you to want to work?”
Money.
“Do you want to take over the world one day?”
No, too much responsibility.
“What is the square root of a pineapple?”
Purple, obviously.
What is the purpose of this shit? This is why there are so many jobs available because people are tired of these dumb ass hoops you have to jump through to get a job that pays fucking peanuts anyway. I just need the money dude.