I have sacrificed my life and time for fucking YEARS for employers 70+ hours per week. Now I have a 3 year old and a beautiful wife who likes to fuck and wants to have another kid. This is my pledge, I will NOT sacrifice the time I’m supposed to have off for these fucking parasites and I will spend my time off hanging out with my kid, hanging out with my wife, or banging her because we want to have a second.
You want me to “skip lunch” again? Fuck you! I have to bone my wife or hang out with my kid. You want me to “complete evaluations” after hours again? Fuck you, I’m banging my wife.
There is no UNIVERSE where work should take precedence over kids. My employer can finally FUCK OFF and mind their own business for ONCE.
Edit: I will also teach my children the rich history of LABOR and STRIKES in this country so maybe their kids can avoid dealing with this absolute shit one day. I’m tired of this shit and I’m going going to bang my beautiful wife no matter what they say about my hours.