Was doing training in our secure training room (every access point requires your badge)
After lunch, excused myself to poop.
Team members thought it would be funny to “teach me a lesson” about leaving my computer open and unlocked.
Come back and the first thing I see is fucking BLUE WAFFLE on my screen.
Next few tabs as I furiously close open ones are gay sex, butts, then the last three tabs are things like “how to join ISIS”
I’ve never felt more mortified. Had a full on disassociation and the rest of the day was a fever dream. Called a friend who was a director at the company and she was furious, told me to email everything I just told her to the VP of HR and the VP of IT.
I did as such, and after two days I receive an email back that said “Thanks, Ninjarammus, no action will be taken at this time”
That’s when I knew tech sales was not my jam. I’m managing a coffee shop now and way happier.