Long time lurker, first time posting (I think 🤔),
My sweet goblin got the pink eye and had to stay out of school for 24 hours. No biggie. Told work I wouldn't be there and went on with life. My friend texts me this morning to inform me that anyone who didn't show up today would be receiving “disciplinary actions”. I'm honestly not concerned about the write-up, I have doctors notes, I'm in a union, and I have no prior “disciplinary issues”, it means nothing. However, going in tomorrow with this knowledge makes me want to have some snarky, smart-ass responses ready!
So, I've come to you fine people! You always have the best responses and I'd love to see how you would handle this. I'm looking forward to the laughs!