Instead,
>you WILL wake up at 6am
>you WILL spend at least an hour commuting to the office and back
>you WILL drink our shitty coffee
>you WILL sit in an uncomfortable space
>you WILL use our outdated machines and software
>you WILL make smalltalk with your coworkers
>you WILL hear stories about my kids
>you WILL be micromanaged by a guy in his 60's who doesn't know how to open a PDF
>you WILL eat an unhealthy, expensive lunch
>you WILL be monitored for bathroom breaks
>you WILL NOT spend the day with your family
We're really going to have to wait until most baby boomers are dead or retired for WFH to become standard, aren't we?