I work at a large chain in the UK that sells food. Management decided to only put two people on shift today, for the entire day, which for size of the shop is ridiculous. So I shut down 30 minutes early, because I simply don't care.
A customer put in a complaint and I'm going to be asked to explain myself. What are some excuses I could use? I'm totally happy to give comical excuses as well, as long as nothing can be easily disputed.