As the title suggests, I’ve been asked to do an exit interview that I will absolutely not be doing.
Help me craft an impeccably “professional-speak” response?
Here are options for what message I’d like to come across
-why on earth would I waste my energy giving you feedback when historically this company has shown itself to not care about employees opinions?
-you’re an emotionally unsafe person to be in a room with, and I respect myself too much to subject myself to you
-this company has disrespected employees for years, why would I do you the favor of telling you how to improve
Nothing is quite as satisfying as a perfectly crafted, professional sounding and yet read-between-the-lines-fuck-you response, help me craft one!