Someone who will love his job, his workplace and his boss without question. Someone who is happy to show up every single day, to earn his minimum wage. Who is happy to let his boss keep his salary because it makes his boss happy. Someone who would be happy to stay at work 24/7 if it was allowed, because work = life.
And this is exactly the kind of employee I aspire to be. Because rn I am like Squidward. Growing up I wanted to be like SpongeBob. The most annoyingly optimistic ass kisser in existence. And that is exactly what I want to be. Because my boss is the most important person in my life, my work is my life. I don’t want a social network. I don’t want friends, I don’t need to see my family often. Just work until I drop. That’s the kind of employee I want to be. And with my heart and back issues that wont even take long lol.