No, seriously, fuck you. I just got the invite sent to me today. Who the fuck is so fucking stupidly dense that they think that's an appropriate time to book a fucking work event? I can't wait to hear “but your calendar is open” motherfucker I haven't put anything there yet because no family has decided how to monopolize my time at the end of the year yet. You think that means I like working enough to spend the holidays at work?