Workplace has stated that due to a bank error half of the employees did not receive their paychecks, but that we should receive them on Monday. We could get them in advance but then they'd be deducted from our next paycheck.
I'd be happy to accept it as an error if it weren't for the fact that every one of the higher ups got their paycheck and have no issues with it, which they also don't do any of the actual work