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Stupid corporate jargon nonsense

Is there a thread just to discuss (translate) stupid corporate jargon and sayings..if not here is a start Downsizing = We are laying you off. Profits over people you know. Have to please the stockholders. Unprecedented times = We are racking up record profits but still going to screw you over wage wise. Family here = We use psychology jargon to make you feel like we care here. We don't. If the record profits don't come, you will be discarded regardless of your personal situation Get back to you = There is a .000% chance we are going to hire you Team player = You will be exploited just like everybody else Helping climate change = We could care less about what we do to the climate. We have powerful lobbyists in Washington that do things behind the scenes to minimize or eliminate pesky fines and things. We care =…


Is there a thread just to discuss (translate) stupid corporate jargon and sayings..if not here is a start

  1. Downsizing = We are laying you off. Profits over people you know. Have to please the stockholders.
  2. Unprecedented times = We are racking up record profits but still going to screw you over wage wise.
  3. Family here = We use psychology jargon to make you feel like we care here. We don't. If the record profits don't come, you will be discarded regardless of your personal situation
  4. Get back to you = There is a .000% chance we are going to hire you
  5. Team player = You will be exploited just like everybody else
  6. Helping climate change = We could care less about what we do to the climate. We have powerful lobbyists in Washington that do things behind the scenes to minimize or eliminate pesky fines and things.
  7. We care = We actually don't
  8. We live in a different economy = Behind the scenes we are making record profits and we are using our PR department to fool everybody as to why we just have to raise the price on everything

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