Oh and fill out all the information that's on your CV, because that's what it's there for, onto several forms of terribly coded web pages, repeating yourself a million times and send that off too.
Oh! and also you need to register with our company's portal… meaning you need to fill out and repeat yourself another hundred times whilst wrestling back and forth with our user-hostile web pages.
We'd like you to come for an interview, oh and btw when you turn up no-one will have read your CV or any of the useless information that you spent hours filling out.
Yes I know we asked you why you want to be with the company, what you have to offer and all of your experience, but that's all there so we look good and everyone's too lazy to read it anyway so just repeat yourself again.
Great, so we'd like to make you an offer. Now, I know you match all of the qualifications and experience that we're looking for… and I know we offered a range in the salary… but you're going to have to fight tooth and nail to get anything other than the minimum in the range.
Now you're in the job, time to start micro-managing the employee I wasted an abundance of resources in vetting and scrutinizing and adding in responsibility that wasn't in the contract and ignoring the benefits that are in the contract 😀
WhY aRnE't YoU hApPy In YoUr JoB? wE gIvE yOu So MaNy BeNiFiTs.