Help me redditors, you're my only hope.
I work for a company that is slowly outsourcing the office overseas, there is barely a dozen permanent employees left in my office. No one cares about the job, and are simply hanging on to maximise redundancy payout and to have somewhere warm to sit on social media all day.
The office is arranged into clusters of desks pods of 4 with no privacy screening.
I turned up today to find that two others from another office that is also shutting down slowly, have been assigned to my cluster meaning I now have to pretend to be actually doing something.
I need to figure out a way to get them to consider some of the many other desks in the office and leave me in piece.
I am 40yo F so flatulance isn't an option and I would not wish to offend them.
Ideas?