[Somewhat /s] I’m gonna get my girlfriend pregnant in 2024, so I can go on paternity leave to play GTA 6 in 2025. And get a break from my job.

I also ran out of annual leave. So I'll get paternity leave. I'm seriously gonna do this. Probably a bad idea, also I'm supposed to wait till marriage F that I want GTA 6 and time off of work. I'm desperate to get away from this sh*thole. I'm gonna get someone pregnant somehow.