HR are class traitors with a particularly sadistic streak.
I have more respect for parking attendants and prison wardens than I do for people who work in HR.
EDIT: Clarification on parking wardens; I don't necessarily hate public parking wardens who often enforce parking for public safety reasons, but I do hate private parking wardens who basically enforce things such as £60-100 fines for people being 1min over in a run-down, unsafe car park that charges £4.50 ph to park there. Just so that multi-billion parking company (NCP, EuroPark etc.) executives can have a 4th yacht. RE Prison wardens, I don't hate genuine prison rehabilitation workers, but most 'screws' are 100% violent / sadistic corrupt pigs.