So both my wife and I worked for the same shitty company. They fired me a few months back in retaliation for me not getting along with the child they hired to “put us in our place”. Recently they just hired said child's BFF to run the accounting department my wife works in ( basically running the department in the interim) He has zero experience or functional knowledge and has already cost the company 10k, and yesterday just fired my wife because apparently “he does all her work”. I'm way past giving a fuck about this company, the business is slowly dying as we speak so I don't think I could possibly do anymore damage to the company than these two morons are already doing. My wife has to return her company laptop but before she does I'd love some hysterical ideas on things the IT guy might enjoy (or not) having to remove from said laptop. No porn please I already thought of that but I don't hate the IT guy I just want him to get a good laugh and have to work for it. Just fun or kinda sick but not illegal.