Just another day in the life of slaving away for corporate war lords. Here’s what happened just now.
IT: There appears to be an internet outage somewhere preventing us to connecting to -insert company we used for remote access to company servers-. Yall can try to keep logging in but we are looking at the issue to see what’s going on
Logic: Seems like there’s some outages because a tropical depression hit my area! Nothing IT can really do about that as it’s not really an IT issue right?
CEO: This is a VERY critical time for us, we have bIdS gOiNg oUt!!! We need a plan B if this isn’t sorted quick!!!!!!! Time is of the essence and we can’t be waiting for the uNkNoWn!!!
IT: …. Umm continue trying to log in? I guess?
So let’s get IT to do the impossible…. Make a remote server we use from a different company work due to a massive storm so I can continue to line my pockets and pay the rest of you peanuts!!!!
I fucking hate corporate warlords.