Can I fake my death at work

Yes, this is a completely serious question. I am a relatively new worker at this place and I’ve been working for about a month and still haven’t been paid. I also am in general very unhappy with the hours. I feel too bad quitting especially since they have me scheduled for other dates but idk. Is it illegal to send a text to my work group chat saying I was involved in a car accident and killed or is that too far /serious