Tech company that surpassed all KPIs for the year: “Well you don’t get to have a christmas bonus or anything of the sort buuuut YOU GET A MAGIC SHOW VIA ZOOM DURING YOUR OFF HOURS”
Can’t even attend as I have personal commitments, no one was asked about availability.
I still can’t buy Christmas gifts or afford a nice Christmas dinner because salary is just enough for basic debt and living expenses, but thanks for the magic I guess.