Look, we all get it. You want the young cool kids to apply, you want to say people at work can talk about what kind of weed they like, you decided the “no tattoo” policy was stupid back in 2009 when Obama was inaugurated, you're looking for a rock star, I fucking get it. Is this the new “looking for a rockstar” ad? Because I see it everywhere now from food trucks to pop up kitchens. You're the next new cool pizza place, or you're lying about always have been the new cool pizza place since 1985.
Can you maybe tell me what the job is and how much it pays? I love a great work environment with great people, but maybe just say you're cool instead of trying to insist you are? Because the more you try to sell how cool you are the less I believe it, especially because the coolest motherfuckers pay well and aren't afraid to admit it.
Anyway this is a drunk rant while I'm on a job search but quit with the fucking “we're so cool and we pay great man, trust,” I've seen better ads that basically said “no documentation required, it's an hours worth of work, I'll give you thirty bucks.” Like thanks man, believe it or not you're the only ad I saw that says how much you'll pay me.