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Favorite parts of going back into the office?

So I'm back in the office after 2 years of being able to sleep in and not have to commute. Gotta say, I fucking love having to walk a half goddamned mile in the parking lot to do the same shit that I did 5 feet away from my bed. Speaking of shit, love smelling other people's shit after walking 100 fucking feet to the toilet just so I can take a piss. Awesome! 10/10! What I really love though, is how we are trusting the same fucks who let 1-5% of our population die to plague. Who want us to pretend that everything's the same fucking normal that did jack shit to help us. Who lay us off and fuck over our lives just so line can go up an extra 3%; with our well being in the office itself. As far as I'm concerned, these motherfuckers voided any…


So I'm back in the office after 2 years of being able to sleep in and not have to commute. Gotta say, I fucking love having to walk a half goddamned mile in the parking lot to do the same shit that I did 5 feet away from my bed. Speaking of shit, love smelling other people's shit after walking 100 fucking feet to the toilet just so I can take a piss. Awesome! 10/10!

What I really love though, is how we are trusting the same fucks who let 1-5% of our population die to plague. Who want us to pretend that everything's the same fucking normal that did jack shit to help us. Who lay us off and fuck over our lives just so line can go up an extra 3%; with our well being in the office itself.

As far as I'm concerned, these motherfuckers voided any legitimacy to have their opinion considered about anything. The last 3 years proved that they lacked any real fucking skill or value aside from bullshitting and gaslighting people. And the fact that anyone takes them seriously after they left us to die is a testament to the inherent cowardice of the human condition.

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